Does anybody have any ideas for prank calls?!?!?!?

I really need to make a prank call!!! i made one yesterday to vocelli pizza, but that just isn't enough!!!!Does anybody have any ideas for prank calls?!?!?!?
Oh man. I'm the master at prank calls.

Just a word of advice before I give ideas: you should avoid prank phoning businesses like a pizza place or a radio station because they can know where you're calling from and get you in trouble.



I think the most fun prank calls are to your friends or enemies.

If your phone says your name, bring a friend who's name or last name the people you want to call don't know, so they don't know it's you.



Okay the best ones that I made up are:



1. "Hi, I'm Betty, from callahotblonde.com. Is this (insert name here)? Are you looking for some fun?" And if they go like, what!??!, then you have to say, "(name), I don't like being rejected! I'm going to get Tony to come over there and boy, will you be sorry!" (say this all in a cheesy southern accent.. Works best on guys if you're a girl and do it on guys)

Works every time ;)



2. "Hi, is Brita there? If not, could you please tell her that my filter is broken?"

This one's hilarious. People are like.. wait.. what?



3. (In professional voice): "Hi, this is Susan Clearwater (if you're a girl.. if not something like Steven Clearwater works) from PTFU, Pine Trees and Firs Unlimited. I was wondering if you would like to purchase an Elk?"

People are like.. umm.. no thanks? Because what the heck does an Elk have to do with pine trees? And half the people in the world don't know what an Elk is.



4. Start jabbering gibberish. It's always fun.



5. Randomly say, "I JUST GOT MY CARPEL TUNNEL FIXED, AND I'M IN HUGE PAIN, SO GET ME SOME VICODIN OR I'M GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!"

yeah. I just made that one up on the spot. It'll work.



6. Or if you want, you could phone a radio station and ask for chicken wings. It's pretty funny sometimes. Though I wouldn't advise it as it can get you into trouble.



Oh one last thing, if you live in a smaller town, don't phone random numbers. You'll get calls back for your parents or something being like, "Did you just call?" That happened to me a few years back. I got in huuuuuge trouble!



Have fun! ;)
Lol this is what we did to my mate =) It was so funny...We made her think that she was being stalked and then when we got home, we prank called her as the stalker and she was shitting herself so much and the next day she came running to us telling her that a man is going to kidnap her and rape her. =D I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life (=



Lana xDoes anybody have any ideas for prank calls?!?!?!?
I hate to break it to you, prank calls are illegal



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You can change your voice by faking it and telling where you don't live as long you don't tell them where your real location is.
you can order something like pizza and tell them to go to someone elses adreesDoes anybody have any ideas for prank calls?!?!?!?
hahaaha watch ownage prank calls on youtube guerentee u will be lauging for days no joke